Bartlett's Rule

He is a pompous ass!

I agree. But he is also a big name and he has to be kept happy if we are going to pull this acquisition off successfully.

Paige sat and fumed. She couldnt believe that Jeanmarie was asking her to charm and entertain this male chauvinist pig who penned a weekly column on how men were Gods gift to women.

Why cant you just buy him dinner and tickets to a Broadway show for him and one of his many adoring hordes?

Excuse me? Jeanmarie grinned mischievously.

I said hordes. Paige emphasized the D sound. Seriously, Im sure that Lon Bartlett would prefer to choose his own company for the evening.

Paige that would be fine if we were just sending some executive a simple holiday remembrance but we need to court this publication. And if we want the publisher happy, we make his star writer happy. She looked down at her phone as if trying to hurry the young woman from her office. This requires a more personal touch. Take him out, wine and dine him. Do whatever you have to and make him happy.

Slowly a frown settled on Paiges face. I hope youre not suggesting...

Jeanmarie laughed suddenly. Oh gosh no! All I want you to do is schmooze with him a little bit. Make sure his evening is pleasant. She stopped and stared at the young woman pensively. You know Paige, a lot of the women in the secretarial pool would die for this chance to spend an evening with a man like Bartlett. This is a great opportunity for you... professionally.

Paige bit the inside of her cheek to keep from retorting. She spent two years in the secretarial pool waiting for a promotion into the public relations department of this company. Of course though, she thought to herself, the first time she was given an opportunity to prove herself it had to be with someone whose ethics she couldnt tolerate.

I just need to know that you can do this Paige. Jeanmarie had taken a huge personal gamble by pushing Paiges name when this opening came up.

Ill make sure hes happy. She nodded even though she was filled with all kinds of self doubts. In reality, Paige wasnt worried about refusing the mans possible advances, she was afraid she would be tempted to accept them.